There's my zipped pocket on my shirt, my "gu," and my super deluxe Garmin Forerunner 305.... and the abysmal time I recorded on it yesterday.
Thank God for the recovery we get to experience in Alcoholics Anonymous. Left to my own devices, I would be sitting in a bar, drunk on my ass, and smoking many menthol cigarettes.
"We, who have recovered from serious drinking, are miracles of mental health. But we have seen remarkable transformations in our bodies. Hardly one of our crowd now shows any mark of dissipation." -- Alcoholics Anonymous, p. 133